Impeachment for Tomato Tainting

Got from Crooks and Liars.

Lou Dobbs: Impeach Bush Over Salmonella-Tainted Food

For all the things to raise the specter of impeachment over, Lou Dobbs chooses poison tomatoes. Go figure.

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“You know, I have heard a lot of reasons over the years as to why George W. Bush should be impeached. For them to leave the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) in this state, its leadership in this sorry condition and to have no capacity apparently or will to protect the American consumer - that is alone, to me, sufficient reason to impeach a President who has made this agency possible, and has ripped its guts out in its ability to protect the American consumer. It’s insane what is going on here.”

Here's my take:

Lou Dobbs hates brown people.Brown people pick the tomatoes.Tomatoes have salmonella.President Bush let's the brown people in to pick the salmonella tomatoes.By the transitive property so often employed by the drive-by media, President Bush gave us all salmonella and that is an impeachable offense.